During the Ass-Jammaroo-palooz-a-thon I Auction, longtime Madisonian Ricardo Paoli outibid everyone else to win the coveted opportunity to Host an Ass-Jammery. Rick opens the show by telling about his brush with one of the most infamous serial killers of all time. I tell some stories of silly luck, and we finally start the Ass-Jammery. We talk first times, quantum physics, Scientology, the Recall Scott Walker primary vote, and Obama's support of gay marriage. Over the course of the show, I recite many classic "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. King Tut brings some Artifacts from a huge day in history, Engine Adam runs the sound effects with precision, and a call from my Mom! Excellent Ass-Jammery- thanks for listening and Happy Mother's Day!